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“Buck Up” is a Hot New Boner Drink. Read About it at Homomania!

Our porn brothers Chris and Andy have hit a home run with their addictive new blog Homomania. They have been seeking out and exposing us all to the new, wild, fun and WEIRD beyond the edges of the big corporate porn world.

Today we just found out a bout a magical elixir that gets your boner up and raring to go (and it’s not a creamy load fresh from its meaty tap). Here’s what they have to say about sex-dripping energy potion “Buck Up”:

We swear this isn’t an ad!  Word on the street is some porn studios are giving their models an energy drink that gives them boners.  Is it true?  Try it.

This is not sponsored content, we’re not lying about that!  According to the company, “Buck Up,” the drink is an “all natural energy and male enhancement shooter.” 

No compensation was given to us about this boner drink. Trust us.  We wouldn’t lie to you. We wouldn’t. Ever.

According to one anonymous porn studio owner, “Buck Up has been a lifesaver for us on the set. We’ve had guys bring their own dangerous counterfeit Viagra, and then they would often have extreme heart palpitations. One time we even had to send a guy to the hospital!

Of course we aren’t wasting any more time writing when we are heading out to stock up on Boner Up… we mean “Buck Up”. Read this and more at Homomania blog.

(But here’s a picture of the potion in question and a link, in case you’re too lazy to click through and read the full story.  Get it here, boys!)

Is THIS the Hottest Team in 2018 Sports?

The World Cup started in Russia this weekend, and of course international soccer stars are SO much hotter than their American pro football equivalents.  This year’s Icelandic team got its first qualification to the World Cup in 2018, and it’s getting as much attention for its gorgeous roster as for its surprising tie game with Argentina in the first round of play.

Iceland has players who are working steadily on pro soccer teams around the world, but mainly for middling clubs. But what they may lack in big-time experience they definitely make up for in looks and raw Viking sex appeal.

Want proof?  Here are some members of the national team.

This is Birkir

Rurik

Arnor

Johann

Aron

Vidar

And Runar! Even their names give us boners…

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#ModelMonday: Lithunium Snow, Long-haired Idol of the Week

He’s gorgeous, he’s a lanky 19-year old Dutch boy, and he has some of the best hair the world has known.  Nils Kuiper, an alternative model aka Lithunium Snow, is famous on Instagram and YouTube for brilliant hair looks and tutorials.

Fantastic looking in plain rocker ‘dude mode, Nils loves to gild the lily and add fantasy braids, insane color, jewels and otherworldly makeup to complete his photo looks.

He’s not hard to find, and once you come across his galleries and videos, you will be as hooked as we are.  Start with his Instagram, then you’ll want to graduate to his YouTube   channel.  Join the  half-million followers he has on those two social media sites.  There are still long-haired gods that walk the earth, and Nils is our living proof for this week.

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In Non-Porn News, Finnish Longhaired Rock Cellists Got Naked to Record…

Here’s a titillating piece from the world of classical music… or is that metal… or is that Finnish longhaired dudes…?

Not everything in the world has to do with porn, gay sex or nudity. Or maybe on some level, it all does.  Finnish classical-metal fusion band Apocalyptica startled new vocalist Franky Perez when he first joined the group with their love of getting naked together.

Asked about his impressions of the APOCALYPTICA guys, Franky said: “It’s actually… and maybe the public will be happy to know that… these men are very proud of their country. And so they made a point of showing me proper Finnish culture. And I love it here. It’s gorgeous here. And people have been very friendly… One thing you all should know… And maybe it’s a Finnish thing, but I don’t think so. I think it’s an APOCALYPTICA thing. These guys love being naked. I don’t get it. I’ve been naked once, but they’re naked all the time.”

We personally have nothing against that. The members of the band recorded  one of their most acclaimed albums, 7th Symphony, sitting in a room completely naked, and dammit, that’s OK!

Maybe this is due to the point of difference that the band spent time in the recording booth naked, a strange tactic that adds to the vulnerable nature of the release: “We decided to play it naked”, songwriter Eicca Toppinen says. “It was a moment where there were four guys naked in the room just playing acoustic music. Being naked always brings good feelings. Immediately, it was much more fun.”
Read more at http://musicfeeds.com.au/news/apocalyptica-announce-2012-australian-tour-dates/#Mx0AVKK43C5cpHPk.99
They think that recording the song “Beautiful” in the nude made things that much more beautiful.
The group decided to bare all on “Beautiful” — literally, as the four members recorded it nude in the studio. “Yeah, yeah, that’s a good story for that song,” Lotjonen says with a laugh. “It’s true, we did it, but…why not? It was just for fun. You know, to be naked is a totally different thing for the Finns compared to Americans. Maybe for Americans it’s difficult to understand the joke behind that. We were spending over one month in the studio, and you’ve got to get some fun happening there, too.” –Billboard Magazine
Here’s to four naked guys making beautiful music, and we can’t wait till all our favorite bands adopt that technique.