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Halloween Hijinx in Porn Last Forever — Check Out Our “Fuck the Pumpkin” Threeway

Halloween themage in porn spoils fast, like day-old fish. November 1st comes along and you don’t even want to LOOK at revelers in festive costumes or hot guys in harnesses and bat wings giving the evil eye with blackout contact lenses. BUT… the good part is that those same Halloween scenes can be trotted out year after year, like a gay adult industry version of “”It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”.  So not wanting to buck tradition, we present an evergreen from deep in the Alternadudes vault that looks fresh and new for Halloween season every year!

Alt stud, Stagg, arrives at Alternadudes with a pumpkin while Austin Mitchell and Dustin are getting ready to go to a Halloween party. Stagg has a surprise inside his pumpkin. When Dustin removes the top, he discovers the stud’s big dick inside. Stagg starts to drill a few more holes in the giant gourd while Austin digs out some costumes for the party. As the guys sift through the costumes, the clothes come off and Austin eagerly drops to his knees to service the other two horny guys.

Austin takes turns with the guys, alternating dicks in his mouth. When all three are hard, they haul the pumpkin back out and before you can say “jack-o-lantern” the three of them have their stiff dicks in each of the three holes and are fucking the living shit out of it! They go at it for a while before Stagg becomes an evil clown and Dustin throws on a gorilla outfit.Once again, Austin drops to his knees to service the clown and the gorilla before bending over to take it up the ass from big dicked Stagg. Isn’t that fresh and hot for 2018?! Stop by Alternadudes where there’s always something suspiciously new on the daily specials menu!!

 

When SeXXY Studs Suffer Unfortunate Hairdos, Part One

Our Ramses has been a model of transformations.  If you take a look at Alternadudes.com, you’ll see he’s embarking on a major TRANSformation even recently.  But this photo set from Ramses’ past shows that being a sexy chameleon has its share of hit and miss choices, namely this oddly chosen hairstyle…Ramses is back and he’s horny as hell. This time shaggy skater, Aaron Cellar, takes the brunt of Ramses’ horniness. They start out with a heavy make-out session that soon gives way to super heavy petting. Ramses wastes no time sticking his hand up Aaron’s shorts to rub him raw. He soon pulls out Aaron’s hard cock and promptly goes down on it. He ends up getting everything in his mouth at the same time – Aaron’s full cock and both balls!
After getting his cock and balls sucked, it’s time for Aaron to get to work. Ramses presents his big long hard uncut cock for the shaggy skater to chew on. Ramses has so much pre-cum spilling out of the tip of his uncut dick that it literally is in ropes running from the tip of his dick to Aaron’s mouth to the couch.

Ramses apologizes for there being so much pre-cum as Aaron tries not to gag and gives it everything he’s got. He sucks cock for a while longer, not happy with all the pre-cum his sucking up in the process. There’s lots of body and pit licking going on as Aaron gives Ramses a tongue bath with his blowjob.
Ramses flips the shaggy skater over to reveal his big round ass. The goth punk goes in and spreads Aaron’s big cheeks to reveal a nice big hairy asshole. As Ramses goes in, he tongue fucks the skater to make him moan and beg for more. Ramses gobbles up the hairy ass and fingers the skater to get his wet, horny ass primed for some big uncut dick. Once Aaron’s asshole is ready to go, Ramses shoves his big throbbing cock inside the skater’s tight wet asshole and starts to pound away. Ramses is a good top and goes at it, balls deep, in a few different positions. Our bottom skater loves getting fucked. He grunts and groans and moans with each thrust from Ramses thin strong hips and likes the sweet beautiful pain of the giant cock going in and out of his big tight asshole.

Need more inspired tips for your own wardrobe, hair and cosmetics?  Our Alternadudes are full of tips and trixxx!

Blowjob for a Breakdown?

Tyler’s car has broken down and he needs it fixed ASAP. It’s a Friday night and Cole is about to leave the shop. Tyler is desperate and will do anything to have his car back for the weekend. Cole is sympathetic to Tyler’s situation and agrees to fix it if Tyler sucks his dick. Tyler is open to the idea and quickly gets on his knees to service the hunky stud of a mechanic.

Tyler is pleased with what’s dangling between Cole’s legs when he opens his pants to find a nice big thick cock. It doesn’t take but a minute for Cole to be at his full stature. Tyler loves every inch of it and will barely let it out of his slurping lips. Cole doesn’t want to miss out on a great opportunity and takes his turn sucking the skater’s cock. Tyler’s cock almost matches the 6’5 Cole’s dick and the two of them continue gobble each other up.


Soon Cole announces that if Tyler really wants his car fixed, he’ll have to bend over to get fucked. Tyler eagerly agrees but warns Cole that he’s a virgin. Cole is happy to take Tyler’s virginity for a quick fix on the car and he bends the tatted skater over and shoves his dick deep inside. Tyler moans and begs for him to go harder and deeper, which Cole does.

Cole wants a little something up his butt too and they switch hit, letting Tyler take command. Tyler reams Cole’s tight asshole, pumping in and out, making the mechanic moan and grunt with each thrust of his hips. After fucking and sucking each other for a nice long session, they both want to see the other cum. 

To see the full video of this tale stolen straight from YOUR last visit to the mechanic, stop by Alternadudes.com!

Saint Dillon: Alternadudes Model of the Week

What can we say about hot skater Saint Dillon?  That he’s hard and sexy and always ready to get it on?  Well yes, there’s that… That he has a great body with perfect tats and cool shaggy hair?  Well, that too! That his cock is big, uncut and delicious?  You get the idea why he’s overdue to be chosen as the Alternadudes model of the week.

 Here are some of SD’s stats and pics!

Saint Dillon Vital Stats:
Height:  5’7
Age:  24
Fun Fact:  Saint Dillon isn’t a religious man.
Astrological Sign:  Aquarius
Cock Size:  9
Cut – Uncut:  uncut
Eye Color:  brown
Hair Color:  black
Sexual Orientation:  bi
Relationship Status:  boyfriend
Shoe Size:  7.5
Body Hair:  hairy ass, pits, pubes, some chest hair
Piercings:  ears
Tattoos:  shoulder
Favorite Position:  topping and giving head
Interests:  clubbing, music, skating, The Scene

Saint Dillon is the Patron Saint of All Things Jizz. He’s also a skater who likes to party and club and get it on with the hotties. His body is perfect, his cock is big, and his sex drive is even bigger. Watch out for this guy. If you bump into him on the street, you’d better be prepared to fuck, because Saint Dillon needs ass and cock 24 hours a day!

Seriously dear readers, just about every guy we shoot for Alternadudes richly deserves to be model of the week, month, or year.  Otherwise they wouldn’t have made the cut in the first place.  Check in to Alternadudes early and often and see what other hot tricks we have up our sleeves!

#MondayFunday Features a Fab Fourway

Enrique Currero & Kris Anthony are back for another scene. This time we threw them into a 4-some with TJ and Johnny, both skaters. Right off the bat, these four have mouths and arms and legs and balls and dick everywhere!

In the beginning, Kris Anthony and Johnny pair up, while Enrique Currero and TJ take the other end of the couch. TJ goes down on Enrique’s giant uncut Cuban cock while Johnny takes charge of Kris’ big pole.

It’s not long before the four of them meet in the middle and quickly nominate Johnny as the group bitch.
Johnny loves being the hole for the guys and lays down while each of the other three take turns face fucking him before doing a tag team number on Johnny’s asshole. After the tag team session, Kris Anthony lays down and Johnny hops on his dick.

TJ is up front getting serviced by Johnny’s mouth when Enrique comes up from behind and shoves his thick snake inside Johnny for a double penetration fuck session of Dionysian proportions!

In the end, Johnny is spent, and Kris Anthony gets voted in as the group sperm dumpster. One by one Kris gets jizzed on before they all wipe up and go their separate ways.

Hope you enjoyed this #MondayFunday bedtime story.  But wait, there’s MORE! And you’ll find it at Alternadudes.com, of course…

What Happens Doesn’t Always Stay in Vegas

Sin City is the venue for some of the hottest hookups imaginable, and we’re here to report that not everything that happens in Vegas stays there.  Sometimes we get to see the happy results, like the video and pics of this XXX scene shot in the hot desert Sodom.

Maxx Stoner has never met a cock that he doesn’t like or that he couldn’t handle. When we paired him up with Joseph Banks, we thought maybe Maxx had finally found that elusive cock that was a bit too big. Wow, were we wrong! Maxx took a liking to Joseph immediately and opened wide for Joseph to stuff his throat. Joseph face fucks Maxx like it’s the last throat he’ll ever get to fuck and Maxx happily gobbles it up. The face reaming is just a warm up for Maxx and he bends over to offer up his experienced hole.

Joseph rams his swollen cock deep into the long haired hottie and fucks the living hell out of him, making Maxx produce noises he never knew he could make. After a nice long session of stretching Maxx to the limits, Joseph pulls out and slathers Maxx’s spent ass with buckets of creamy jizz. With his asshole loaded up with Joseph’s DNA, Maxx blows his own load of cream all over his big black bush.

Don’t miss a fuck from any of the dens of iniquity where Alternadudes has put down its long tentacles.  Keep watching all the XXXXXXX action at the world capital of edgy filth,                    Alternadudes.com!

Emo Twink Gets Prize Hole from Sexxxy Surfdude Tanner

Hung and uncut emo twink, Ian Crash, is back to get his dick wet. This is the first time Ian has actually ever had sex on camera. We’ve filmed him jacking off and giving a blowjob, but never before has he ever stuck his big uncut dick inside someone’s hole. Tanner Stark is the lucky guy!

They kiss and make out for a quick little time before both of them peel off their clothes. Tanner is quick to get on his knees. He knows what he wants when he sees it and he needs Ian’s cock hard for his ass. He gets Ian nice and full but the harder Ian gets, the more he wants to suck some dick. He flips Tanner over and trades positions with him. Tanner spreads his legs and Ian gets right down in the surfer’s fuzzy crotch with his face. Ian sucks a mean dick and soon Tanner’s cock is balls deep inside Ian’s face. With some good dick sucking like that, Tanner needs it in his ass.

Ian gets back on the couch and Tanner hops on top. The surfer twink rides it hard as Ian shoves his thick one in and out with ease.

They change positions and Tanner gets on his back with his legs in the air. The emo pounds him hard and Tanner can’t help but moan and cry out. As if he needs it deeper in his ass, Tanner turns around and wants it doggie style. Ian is happy to oblige and pounds him hard from behind.

Their final moment comes when they both are hard as rocks, kissing hard and jacking their throbbing rods. They’re both on the edge and Ian is the first to blow. His cum oozes out fast. It pours out of his head and down his shaft. Tanner takes a quick lick and then goes back to beating his own hard dick. To say that Tanner blows his load would be an understatement. Have you ever seen a gas station blow up in the movies? Well that’s pretty close.
So we come to a close on another twink romance, courtesy of the good folk at Alternadudes. Hungry for more?  Well there’s a whole buffet of buff boys, tough rockers and assorted miscreants in store for you when you visit Alternadudes!

Bon Voyage to Alternadudes Model of the Year, Christop

If there’s one stud in our stable who personifies everything Alternadudes stands for it’s shaggy, sweet, versatile, tatted hippie god Christop.  If his sexy looks and reliably stiff cock weren’t enough, he’s amazingly smart, sweet and a dream to work with.  Over the last few years, we’ve had to hold ourselves back from booking him every week,  he’s just that good and an absolute pleasure to have around.

Unfortunately even the best things have a way of slipping through our fingers, and Christop is off to join his partner Chrisbot in sunny Spain.  It’s not the END of seeing him around these parts, but his trips back to the US will be sporadic and a rare treat.  So thanks and bon voyage to old reliable model and bud Christop.  If ever a model deserved a sash  reading “Mr. Alternadudes” it’s you.  Make that two sashes, and add “Mr. Congeniality” into that galaxy of honors.

Christop Vital Stats:
Height:  5’11
Age:  30
Fun Fact:  Christop has a doctorate degree in computer science that he just finished in London. He also requested that the cameraman put on his condom for his first scene.
Astrological Sign:  Aries
Cock Size:  7.5
Cut – Uncut:  cut
Eye Color:  brown
Hair Color:  brown
Sexual Orientation:  bi
Relationship Status:  boyfriend
Shoe Size:  11
Body Hair:  pits & pubes
Piercings:  nipples
Tattoos:  full sleeve
Favorite Position:  mutual oral & 69
Interests:  bicycle riding, poetry, photography, music

Christop (Pronounced Christoff) is a shaggy tatted rock and roll dude who’s not a musician but a tech guy at rock shows. He’s also a poet & photographer and enjoys riding his vintage Schwinn bike around town. He admits he’s dabbled with the ladies but currently has a boyfriend and thoroughly enjoys plowing his tight little ass. He’s a sweetie and although he’s currently partnered, he enjoys group sex with his man.

Who will be next to wear the crown in the endless carousel of Alternadudes model hunting?  Stay tuned and don’t miss an update!!

Two Hardcore Alt Dudes Get their Hot Dicks Together!

Some of our models are in stealth mode–put them in street clothes and they could pass for “boys next door”, the kind you’d love to take home to Mother.  Then there are the hardcore alt studs who wave their freak flags proudly, and can’t help standing out in any crowd, like Ramses and Lucius Cross…

Ramses is on the scene but before he goes in for the prize that is the cock of Lucius, he whips out his own big uncut cock and takes a piss. When he’s done, he walks slowly down the hall to where Lucius is waiting, opens the door and finds the punk standing there.

Ramses gets on his knees and goes to town on the big cock and balls now violating his face. It doesn’t take long before Lucius is hard as a rock. Ramses is relentless and takes the dick in and out of his mouth over and over down his throat.

He goes balls deep and gags a bit before Lucius switches it up and goes down on Ramses.

Ramses isn’t a passive guy though and he only allows his own personal bj to go on for a short time. He’s a cocksucker and nothing is going to get in his way of doing just that. They frot a bit and jack their big thick dicks together. Ramses gets back on his knees and that’s all he needs to blow his load.

With the hard throbbing cock of Lucius in his face, Ramses blasts squirt after squirt of a giant load all over the wood floor. Lucius can hardly believe what he sees as the semen sprays everywhere the eye can see!

Speaking of what the eyes can see, see a lot more of these guys and all the other tasty spunks of Alternadudes.com when you log in and visit the mothership!

When Friends Cross Swords: Tyler Blows His Buddy Jesse

Tyler Daniels was set to come in and jack off in a solo session. He happened to bring his hot buddy, Jesse Prather along to the set. Jesse was interested in doing some work down the road so we asked the two of them if they’d be willing to mess around with each other.

After agreeing that it wouldn’t be weird for their friendship, they sat down on the patio and started jacking off together.

One thing led to another and before the end, Tyler ended up with a mouthful of dick and a beard covered in cum!

This mini romance is brought to those with a very limited attention span by the good folks at Alternadudes.com. To see more substantial romantic epic dramas, check out our full range of exciting encounters at Alternadudes!