MonthOctober 2018

Halloween Hijinx in Porn Last Forever — Check Out Our “Fuck the Pumpkin” Threeway

Halloween themage in porn spoils fast, like day-old fish. November 1st comes along and you don’t even want to LOOK at revelers in festive costumes or hot guys in harnesses and bat wings giving the evil eye with blackout contact lenses. BUT… the good part is that those same Halloween scenes can be trotted out year after year, like a gay adult industry version of “”It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”.  So not wanting to buck tradition, we present an evergreen from deep in the Alternadudes vault that looks fresh and new for Halloween season every year!

Alt stud, Stagg, arrives at Alternadudes with a pumpkin while Austin Mitchell and Dustin are getting ready to go to a Halloween party. Stagg has a surprise inside his pumpkin. When Dustin removes the top, he discovers the stud’s big dick inside. Stagg starts to drill a few more holes in the giant gourd while Austin digs out some costumes for the party. As the guys sift through the costumes, the clothes come off and Austin eagerly drops to his knees to service the other two horny guys.

Austin takes turns with the guys, alternating dicks in his mouth. When all three are hard, they haul the pumpkin back out and before you can say “jack-o-lantern” the three of them have their stiff dicks in each of the three holes and are fucking the living shit out of it! They go at it for a while before Stagg becomes an evil clown and Dustin throws on a gorilla outfit.Once again, Austin drops to his knees to service the clown and the gorilla before bending over to take it up the ass from big dicked Stagg. Isn’t that fresh and hot for 2018?! Stop by Alternadudes where there’s always something suspiciously new on the daily specials menu!!

 

When SeXXY Studs Suffer Unfortunate Hairdos, Part One

Our Ramses has been a model of transformations.  If you take a look at Alternadudes.com, you’ll see he’s embarking on a major TRANSformation even recently.  But this photo set from Ramses’ past shows that being a sexy chameleon has its share of hit and miss choices, namely this oddly chosen hairstyle…Ramses is back and he’s horny as hell. This time shaggy skater, Aaron Cellar, takes the brunt of Ramses’ horniness. They start out with a heavy make-out session that soon gives way to super heavy petting. Ramses wastes no time sticking his hand up Aaron’s shorts to rub him raw. He soon pulls out Aaron’s hard cock and promptly goes down on it. He ends up getting everything in his mouth at the same time – Aaron’s full cock and both balls!
After getting his cock and balls sucked, it’s time for Aaron to get to work. Ramses presents his big long hard uncut cock for the shaggy skater to chew on. Ramses has so much pre-cum spilling out of the tip of his uncut dick that it literally is in ropes running from the tip of his dick to Aaron’s mouth to the couch.

Ramses apologizes for there being so much pre-cum as Aaron tries not to gag and gives it everything he’s got. He sucks cock for a while longer, not happy with all the pre-cum his sucking up in the process. There’s lots of body and pit licking going on as Aaron gives Ramses a tongue bath with his blowjob.
Ramses flips the shaggy skater over to reveal his big round ass. The goth punk goes in and spreads Aaron’s big cheeks to reveal a nice big hairy asshole. As Ramses goes in, he tongue fucks the skater to make him moan and beg for more. Ramses gobbles up the hairy ass and fingers the skater to get his wet, horny ass primed for some big uncut dick. Once Aaron’s asshole is ready to go, Ramses shoves his big throbbing cock inside the skater’s tight wet asshole and starts to pound away. Ramses is a good top and goes at it, balls deep, in a few different positions. Our bottom skater loves getting fucked. He grunts and groans and moans with each thrust from Ramses thin strong hips and likes the sweet beautiful pain of the giant cock going in and out of his big tight asshole.

Need more inspired tips for your own wardrobe, hair and cosmetics?  Our Alternadudes are full of tips and trixxx!

Ginger Dude Yanks on His Dick

Dom Ty is back and this time his fire crotch is ready for more pumping action.

He peels off his jockstrap and gets to work rubbing his dick and lowhangers nestled right under his thatch of bright red pubes.

He works his cock and blasts his load before he takes a taste. When all is said and done, he admits it’s the first time he’s ever tasted his own jizz!

Blowjob for a Breakdown?

Tyler’s car has broken down and he needs it fixed ASAP. It’s a Friday night and Cole is about to leave the shop. Tyler is desperate and will do anything to have his car back for the weekend. Cole is sympathetic to Tyler’s situation and agrees to fix it if Tyler sucks his dick. Tyler is open to the idea and quickly gets on his knees to service the hunky stud of a mechanic.

Tyler is pleased with what’s dangling between Cole’s legs when he opens his pants to find a nice big thick cock. It doesn’t take but a minute for Cole to be at his full stature. Tyler loves every inch of it and will barely let it out of his slurping lips. Cole doesn’t want to miss out on a great opportunity and takes his turn sucking the skater’s cock. Tyler’s cock almost matches the 6’5 Cole’s dick and the two of them continue gobble each other up.


Soon Cole announces that if Tyler really wants his car fixed, he’ll have to bend over to get fucked. Tyler eagerly agrees but warns Cole that he’s a virgin. Cole is happy to take Tyler’s virginity for a quick fix on the car and he bends the tatted skater over and shoves his dick deep inside. Tyler moans and begs for him to go harder and deeper, which Cole does.

Cole wants a little something up his butt too and they switch hit, letting Tyler take command. Tyler reams Cole’s tight asshole, pumping in and out, making the mechanic moan and grunt with each thrust of his hips. After fucking and sucking each other for a nice long session, they both want to see the other cum. 

To see the full video of this tale stolen straight from YOUR last visit to the mechanic, stop by Alternadudes.com!

Saint Dillon: Alternadudes Model of the Week

What can we say about hot skater Saint Dillon?  That he’s hard and sexy and always ready to get it on?  Well yes, there’s that… That he has a great body with perfect tats and cool shaggy hair?  Well, that too! That his cock is big, uncut and delicious?  You get the idea why he’s overdue to be chosen as the Alternadudes model of the week.

 Here are some of SD’s stats and pics!

Saint Dillon Vital Stats:
Height:  5’7
Age:  24
Fun Fact:  Saint Dillon isn’t a religious man.
Astrological Sign:  Aquarius
Cock Size:  9
Cut – Uncut:  uncut
Eye Color:  brown
Hair Color:  black
Sexual Orientation:  bi
Relationship Status:  boyfriend
Shoe Size:  7.5
Body Hair:  hairy ass, pits, pubes, some chest hair
Piercings:  ears
Tattoos:  shoulder
Favorite Position:  topping and giving head
Interests:  clubbing, music, skating, The Scene

Saint Dillon is the Patron Saint of All Things Jizz. He’s also a skater who likes to party and club and get it on with the hotties. His body is perfect, his cock is big, and his sex drive is even bigger. Watch out for this guy. If you bump into him on the street, you’d better be prepared to fuck, because Saint Dillon needs ass and cock 24 hours a day!

Seriously dear readers, just about every guy we shoot for Alternadudes richly deserves to be model of the week, month, or year.  Otherwise they wouldn’t have made the cut in the first place.  Check in to Alternadudes early and often and see what other hot tricks we have up our sleeves!

#MondayFunday Features a Fab Fourway

Enrique Currero & Kris Anthony are back for another scene. This time we threw them into a 4-some with TJ and Johnny, both skaters. Right off the bat, these four have mouths and arms and legs and balls and dick everywhere!

In the beginning, Kris Anthony and Johnny pair up, while Enrique Currero and TJ take the other end of the couch. TJ goes down on Enrique’s giant uncut Cuban cock while Johnny takes charge of Kris’ big pole.

It’s not long before the four of them meet in the middle and quickly nominate Johnny as the group bitch.
Johnny loves being the hole for the guys and lays down while each of the other three take turns face fucking him before doing a tag team number on Johnny’s asshole. After the tag team session, Kris Anthony lays down and Johnny hops on his dick.

TJ is up front getting serviced by Johnny’s mouth when Enrique comes up from behind and shoves his thick snake inside Johnny for a double penetration fuck session of Dionysian proportions!

In the end, Johnny is spent, and Kris Anthony gets voted in as the group sperm dumpster. One by one Kris gets jizzed on before they all wipe up and go their separate ways.

Hope you enjoyed this #MondayFunday bedtime story.  But wait, there’s MORE! And you’ll find it at Alternadudes.com, of course…