Not all your fashion choices are going to be obvious to the viewing public.  Maybe only a smile or inner glow will show off what you’re wearing down where it counts, and only a select few get to see the actual item in question.  In other words, what have you got UP YOUR BUTT? Let’s have a look, courtesy of our Alternadudes stars:

Hey guys, whatever keeps your ass full and happy, even if it’s a household object or piece of produce that will do in a pinch.  “A happy hole means a happy home” we always say!