MonthJuly 2018

A Sexy Tatted Pig Named Lucy

Not every porn star has a spooge-ready performance name like Biff or Aiden.  Here’s a perfect tatted stud with a juicy uncut cock and hungry hole, and he’s named LUCY.  It’s a Spanish name, probably something got lost in the translation…

Lucy is horny for cock and when he gets Rave alone in the basement, all bets are off. Lucy gets on his knees and opens wide to take Rave’s monster cock.

Most guys can’t handle what Rave has dangling between his legs, but Lucy makes easy work of it and barely even gags once.

After getting his throat reamed, Lucy stands up and starts jacking his own uncut dick as Rave slides his big pole between Lucy’s legs and dry humps his hungry hole. That’s all it takes for Rave to blow and Lucy gets on his knees to take Rave’s massive load in his wide open mouth. Are you living undercover,  joining a witness protection plan or stumped on what to name your new baby?  Check out the panoply of sexy and unique names you could use in our Alternadudes model gallery!

Twink and Surfer Fuck Each Other Silly

Horny Giovanni is just getting out of the shower and luckily tatted up surfer stud, James Ryder, is there to help him out of his towel. James wastes no time wrapping his mouth around the twink’s big thick uncut cock.

The more he slurps, the bigger Giovanni gets. When Giovanni is nice and hard, he gets the surfer to sit back and peel his pants off. His dick is huge. It’s nestled inside his tight, sweat-moistened underwear and sticking to his fuzzy balls. It rolls out and Giovanni catches it in his mouth. He sucks and licks away at the shaft until James is throbbing hard.

The pants and underwear and socks all drop to the floor and Giovanni continues his quest to pump for cum. He pulls out a condom and slides it down hand over fist onto James’ waiting cock. The twink takes a seat on the giant dick and starts to ride. He gets it inside and rides it up and down until he finally can’t take it anymore. Our cameraman had to jump in and tell him to take it slow, which he did for about 2 seconds before he threw in the towel. James saves the day by volunteering to take it up the ass. Now Giovanni needs help again since his asshole is sore and throbbing so James again, takes the reigns and uses his deep wet mouth to make the twink hard again.

James hops on and really goes to town. He’s loud and vocal and Giovanni’s dick hurts but feels good at the same time. He fucks away harder and harder. As he does, his cock stays hard as a rock. It flips and flops and bounces around side to side, up and down, and in circles – both clockwise and counterclockwise.

There isn’t a direction that his cock doesn’t hit! As his cock flies in every direction, the moaning doesn’t stop. Giovanni needs a new position and bends the surfer over the back of the couch and pounds him doggie style. He fucks James until he yells that he’s going to cum

It’s a beautiful love story, and just one of the many true-life romances that splatter the pages of

Jake and Dustin Gobble Each Other’s Knobs

Here are two steamy Alternadudes, shaggy, tatted, pierced and slathered with mascara, just the way we like ’em. And when they glue their faces to each others’ crotches, hmmm, for some reason we like them even MORE!

Jake Ryans and Dustin are back. Dustin is in the mood to get his dick sucked and Jake is there to help him out.

These two make out for a bit before the shirts come off, quickly followed by their tight tight jeans. Dustin is immediately boner-stricken and Jake starts in by giving our horny Dustin some head.

These two switch off for a bit before it becomes evident that Dustin is really the one who needs to get off. To be fair, Jake had had a big weekend fucking everything that moved, so he just wanted to give a nice blowjob.

And the velvet mouthed dumpster does just that! He works Dustin’s cock and balls up and down, in and out before he lays back to get face fucked.

Like cocksuckers?  Who DOESN’T!? Find them with all the various pud-pullers and fudgepackers we are proud to call our Alternadudes family!

Who Wore It Better? Footwear Edition

You probably were so busy drooling and wacking off that you never noticed, but not all models giving their ALL for the horny membership at Alternadudes are performing fully nude.  Sometimes a well chosen item of clothes can ENHANCE the sex quotient.  Of course foot fetishists might beg to differ, but shoes, boots, sandals, sneakers and even socks can add a sexy little fillip to an already HOT onscreen hookup. See, keeping your shoes on during sex is not just for 1950s black and white stag films anymore.  And how about these sexy sartorial picks?

Are we right or what?  You barely notice a hot throbbing, cum-dripping piece or a hungry, gaping asshole when there is a pair of sensible shoes or conversation-piece socks in the frame.  Let this be a lesson.  To rework Diana Vreeland’s sage advice, “Before you fuck, always put back on the last item of clothing you just peeled off.”

For all your greatest fashion advice, check the trend-setting galleries of

Is This the Fountain of Youth? If Not, Give Us A Splash Anyway!


Poor Ponce de Leon, wonder if he knew the potion he was searching for was right down between his legs (or his first mate’s)? We think it’s time to salute that most salutary of libations, a delicious creamy slug of  warm fresh man juice!  Here are some shots that make our mouths water.

Go out this weekend and get yourself a smoothie of the  best!  And check Alternadudes for hundreds of splash shots just like these!

Guy Criss is the Lucky “Pickle in the Middle” at the BJ Hut

Damian Dragon wants to show his buddy Jace the old hanky code. They want their dicks sucked so they throw their light blue hankies in their left back pockets and head out to the ‘Blowjob Hut’.

When they get there, they find Guy Criss already sucking off Christop’s massive hard cock and Guy is happy to get as much dick as he can cram in his mouth.

Jace and Damian join in and stuff Guy’s throat so deep with dick that he coughs and gags with ropes of spit that run down onto his shirt.

Like this hot group action?  Plenty more juicy dick on tap at!

Like Blond Surf Dudes? You’ll LOVE Carter

This hot surfer dude and BMX biker is a sizzler! Carter Ride’s long blonde hair, melting smile, and hot body combine to make him an almost perfect man.

He starts out gently, careful not to bruise his massive member but gradually builds intensity with a style all his own. As he pounds harder and harder, his breathing builds to soft moans of satisfaction
His cock throbs, his body shudders, and his feet curl as he blows a thick, sticky load of pure white man-juice all over his own perfect body.
Want more surfers, skaters, snowboarders, or just snarly little punks? They are all on the menu at the Alternadudes buffet of buff studs.


Model of the Week is Mohawked Stud Alexi

You can’t get any more perfectly Alternadudes than a Mohawked stud with punk attitude and a body full of tats.  That makes Alexi our natural choice for Alternaboyz #ModeloftheWeek

Here’s just a bit about the sexy Mr. Vladof

Alexi Vladof Vital Stats:
Height:  5’9
Age:  22
Fun Fact:  Alexi is a former Marine.
Astrological Sign:  Libra
Cock Size:  6.5
Cut – Uncut:  cut
Eye Color:  hazel
Hair Color:  brown
Sexual Orientation:  pansexual
Relationship Status:  single
Shoe Size:  10
Body Hair:  little
Piercings:  snakebites, labret
Tattoos:  chest, hips, arms, back , stomach
Favorite Position:  cowboy pushed up against a wall
Interests:  video games, Airsoft, heavy metal, punk, clubbing, drinking

Alexi is a tatted up hot little punk twink who considers himself a pansexual. He says everything turns him on and he especially loves feminine traits in men and trannies. He loves to hit the clubs and has a preference for heavy metal and punk. He’s also into video games, playing Airsoft, drinking, and fucking men and women in any hole he can fit his dick.

And he’s a punk with BALLS!  Check them out at



SuperSTUD Dempsey Fucks Taylor

Dempsey is one of the most requested stars at Alternadudes, both by members and the other models. Watching him plow Taylor gives you one big, hard, drippin  reason WHY.

Dempsey and Taylor can’t keep their paws off each other. These two have a chemistry rarely seen on camera. Taylor is a bottom who can’t get enough dick, and Dempsey is the hottie skater who’s there at the right moment to stick it to him.

If you listen, you’ll hear a rave going on in the background. These two were eying each other at the party. We happened to notice and plucked them out to go have some hot man sex.

We actually had to demand they stop while we called cut because they wouldn’t stop fucking each other! Taylor is a fit and trim motorcycle dude with an enormous cock who can get himself in all sorts of positions in order to accommodate Dempsey’s man-rod.

There’s MORE MORE MORE of Dempsey at Alternadudes, so stop in and get your fill!

Check Out our Sister Site

Alternadudes has spun off a great fetish site devoted to guys who like their warm wet hairy pits and soft bushy pubes, and those of us who appreciate them.  It’s well worth a look in at    Here is a little appetizer from the buffet you’ll find, starring Lance Hart and a newcummer to the world of hot fetish porn named Guy Criss.

Lance was just lying back enjoying the mild sweet musk of his hairy pits when Guy moved in for the kill, diving his head in like a hungry shark to sniff and nuzzle. Just kidding of course.  We can’t deny ANYONE the chance to bury their face in a nice warm underarm. There’s amazing pubic hair worship on flagrant display over there too, so don’t miss it?!